This is Pork Anonymous. We took care of the scum you call Rainbow Bird...
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SCU- MMPHH!!!
...and we're planning to eliminate him by Thursday. If you can bring us-
Is that a shark?
If you can-
Holding a gun?
And he's dressed like a chipmunk?
YES YES THAT IS A SHARK HOLDING A GUN WHILE DRESSED AS A CHIPMUNK!!! SHUT UP!!!
Anyway... If you can bring us your eggs by Thursday, we'll let him go. If not-
Oh, GOD! WHAT THE FU-