This is Pork Anonymous. We took care of the scum you call Rainbow Bird...
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SCU- MMPHH!!!
...and we're planning to eliminate him by Thursday. If you can bring us-
Is that a shark?
If you can-
Holding a gun?
And he's dressed like a chipmunk?
YES YES THAT IS A SHARK HOLDING A GUN WHILE DRESSED AS A CHIPMUNK!!! SHUT UP!!!
Anyway... If you can bring us your eggs by Thursday, we'll let him go. If not-
Oh, GOD! WHAT THE FU-
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If you are the first (or closest) to guess who all the birds are dressed as, I will feature you in a story I'm going to make!
THE CONTEST IS OVER! THE VOTES ARE IN! THE WINNER IS... NOT GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED UNTIL I POINT OUT THE ONES THAT NO ONE GOT:
Zna, lbh ner nyy ergneqf.
And the winner is SpongeTech! You will be featured in my story "Attack of the Games" Just send me your picture (what you would look like in bird form) as soon as possible.Read more >
I found this bird one day, it was a DALMATIAN bird that didn't live anywhere. So, I brought it home with me. I don't know what to name him. What should I name him?
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Also, I don't have a picture yet sicne he's a bit camera-shy.
In response to KR's blog post, I am going to put up my OWN favorite YouTubers. More to come soon!Read more >
I've been thinkin'... what if Angry Birds had their own Butterfinger commercials? We all know the commercials would end with the tag line, "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" (especially the Simpsons ones) right? Try thinking up one in the comments below!Read more >