Speed Attack! is the first episode in Season 1 of Angry Birds Toons.
Plot Summary[]
When the Pigs steal the Eggs in a super-fast van, only one bird can stop them-Ryan!
Episode 1: Speed Attack![]
(Scene starts with Ryan relaxing under a tree)
Ryan: Ahhh. It's so nice to just relax and take a load off your mind.
(The Pigs' van speeds past, with eggs in back.)
Ryan: Huh? Those look like-
(Ryan starts to panic)
Ryan: EGGS!
(looks around, eventually spotting a hot chilli and a sweatband)
(Scene cuts to piggy van)
Pig 1: This is a great idea! They'll never get us!
(Driver Pig sees Ryan in distance)
Driver: Yeah....
(Ryan bumps into van)
Driver: ACTIVATE THE BOOST!
(Ryan leans on van while it is boosting)
All: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Van crashes into rock and Ryan leaves with the Eggs)
(Scene cuts to Ryan telling a bedtime story to Hamm)
Ryan: You see, they had the speed, but not the skill.
Hamm: Hee hee. Dada fast!
(Ryan winks at screen, and credits roll)