Fairytale Of Pig Island is a Christmas song by theGolden Slumbers and the Pigs. This song was made when the pigs kidnapped the Golden Slumbers and forced them to make a christmas song. It is due to appear in an Angry Birds Toons Christmas Album. It first appeared on the Golden Slumbers first album.
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Pigram: It's christmas eve, Birds
At Pigram palace.
I'm all alone here,
Just like every year. I pour myself a drink, A pint of Pig Brewed Beer. I hold my glass up high,
And toast into the year.
But who's those building ones?
Outside unlike some.
By pork it's freezing,
But they're not squealing.
They've got a plan, I see.
To build a fortress for me.
Won't make it on their own,
Well I can change that.
Chief: We'll have Walls big as trucks
And the pools full of cash.
Fat Pig: No the fun never ends
Throw your fears in the trash
All: when those pesky birds
Hit the fortress wall
They'll be crying and begging
And screaming no more
Builders: WE CAN DO IT!
All: Hurray!
PIgram: Best fortress ever made!
With loads of defences,
We'll have a safe time
The best Christmas ever
Shame about the weather
We'll make snowpigs, chuck snowballs
And have a great time!
All: Pigs from the royal kingdom army
Will sing "PIGRAM HURRAY!"
When the angry birds keep out
For Christmas day!
Fat Pig: No food is about!
Pig: The power is out!
Builder: The roof isn't done
Pigram; I hear birds about!
There's a fire and a flood.
Helmet Pig: I'm covered in blood.
Builder: Fortress Christmas my snout
We won't finish in time!
All: Pigs from the royal kingdom army
Would be singing "PIGRAM HURRAY!"
If the angry birds keep out
On Christmas day!
Daniel: Hey guys you need a hand?
Tyler: Come on, we'll join the band
Ryan: We'll make this fortress, you see
Daniel: WITH NEW TECHNOLOGY!
Chief: The Walls are super strong!
Fat Pig: The tables are really long!
Pigram: Come have some food in here
Let's party and spread the cheer!
All: Pigs from the royal kingdom army
Were singing "PIGRAM HURRAY!"
And the angry birds helped out
On Christmas day!